WHAT ARE YOU WEARING JAKE FROM STATE FARM?
uh… khakis
she sounds hideous
well she’s a guy, so
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Graduation was amazing.
Even though my dad wasn’t there..I felt him there.
I had a small get together after.
Got $725 all together from my family.
Had Ann Arbor friends come over.
I’ll need to upload my photos soon when I’m near a computer.
Went to Jess’ house for her party after mine. Had a cake fight.
Overall, great day.
captaincarly asked: Hey baby. :D Oh right a question... What's your favorite kind of peanut butter?
Oh baby. It’d be creamy. ;D
Hopefully he’ll apologize..
Closure is all I need.
one time in 7th grade everyone in my class got really quiet so i said “dildo” just to see the ridiculous reaction since i knew how immature 7th graders were
for 30 minutes, there was an uncontrollable uproar of laughter and someone fell and hit their head on a chair and had to go to the nurse
because i said dildo.
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just when you think you’ve seen it all, the internet throws pregnant hitler at you
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OH MY GOD OKAY SO I WAS AT MY FRIEND NICK’S HOUSE AND HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO HIS PARENTS AND HE SAID “mom dad i’m straight…” AND THEY LOOKED SO CONFUSED BUT THEN HE SAID “STRAIGHT UP BISEXUAAAAAALLLLL” AND LEAPED OUT OF THE ROOM I’M NOT JOKING THIS IS HIS IDEA OF COMING OUT I’M GOING TO PISS.
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Body..sleep now.
You saw Doug. You’ll see him tomorrow..
You have graduation parties to go to..you don’t wanna spend too much time at either one.. Amy’s..maybe an hour and a half.
Plus you have a graduation cake to pick up in the morning for Sunday.
